Cute barrel-chested vikings
I had to respond to your post.
- Former RPG game designer at Wizards of the Coast. Current freelance writer/editor/whatever. Translation: I can ensure there be dragons.
- Not carved from granite, but I have been described as cute and barrel-chested Viking.
- Also, “The most intimidating vegetarian one is likely to meet.” (I’m an opportunistic carnivore, too, meaning I eat meat occasionally.)
- Also, “The biggest, hairiest four-year-old I know.”
- I was a jock, but I am a nerd. I have only a yellow belt in Tae Kwon Do, so Vin will kick my ass after I give him poor advice.
- I know some orc strippers. It’ll be hard to convince them to listen to Kanye West at any price.
- I drink precisely the amount I mean to, just like Gandalf.
- It’ll take me like a day to pull my shit together.
- I fail Diplomacy checks with my honesty.